Tag: sarah a
member name: Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!!
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June 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT --
There are a lot of things I don’t get when it comes to men. Flatulence as a fount of humor comes quickly to mind. Corvettes. Bodacious Ta-Ta’s...
But the biggest cultural . . .
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October 28, 2009 06:07 PM EDT --
The Complete Recluse Celebrates Halloween the East Kentucky Way!
I’ve begun my Halloween preparations. First, I’ve spray painted over my name on my mailbox and written Vacant . . .
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November 05, 2009 04:15 PM EST --
Eighteen people in Kentucky are now confirmed dead from H1N1. This has prompted Louisville to hold mass vaccinations for members of high risk groups. Other clinics are to be held in Lexington . . .
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November 03, 2009 09:21 PM EST --
How I Write
Since good writing is much discussed lately, I thought I’d throw open the closet door and reveal my secrets to the world. Or as much of the world as is still on Gather – . . .
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October 17, 2009 04:11 AM EDT --
The CDC announced yesterday that the level of swine flu infection has reached epidemic levels in some American cities and states. 41 States have reported widespread flu.
According to the BBC , Anne . . .
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August 09, 2009 02:22 PM EDT --
Lately I’ve been engaged in a rite of passage, one of those things that separate the men from the boys, the sheep from the goats, the wheat from the chaff.
I’m teaching my kid to . . .
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August 15, 2009 07:37 PM EDT --
I’ve decided I’m going to stop worrying and learn to love the bomb. Or, more precisely, I’m going to stop arguing and start making money.
So here, for your approval, is my new . . .
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November 05, 2009 07:23 PM EST --
According to the BBC World News, H1N1 flu has surfaced in a small Amazon tribe in Venezuela. Because of the lack of vaccines available to indigenous peoples here, it has been likened to "hidden . . .
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August 05, 2009 08:54 AM EDT --
Ode To Me, (Owed to Me...)
Crazy is lazy Color me in Shock There’s Nothing for it Just knock off my Block.
Rock On !
Nutso is Just So And So goes my Tale I’ll just Beat my Breast . . .
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February 26, 2009 10:31 AM EST --
P.I.N.G.s
Presently
I'm
Not
GMailing
People
I'll
Next
Garrote
Pondering,
I
Never
"Get"
Policing
Internet
Never
Good
Please,
I
Need
Gold!
Politeness . . .
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October 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT --
You may never have given this much thought, but I’m here to tell you that an orphaned only child living alone in the woods sometimes gets lonely. (The fact that I have 3 siblings only makes . . .
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October 14, 2009 01:38 PM EDT --
It's raining. I'm depressed. My family is mean to me. No one understands me. My hair is turning gray. My feet are too big. Three of my friends didn't even comment on . . .
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October 23, 2009 06:53 PM EDT --
Coming up the drive just now I saw a spotted brown newt – one of the little brown ones with the rows of orange spots. It trundled along with that “swimming on land” gait that such . . .
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August 05, 2009 12:28 PM EDT --
The Limerick’s muse attracts those Put off by the harshness of prose. It seems less of a crime To zing with a rhyme Those whom one secretly loathes.
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August 06, 2009 06:02 AM EDT --
When annoyed and tempted to sue, I take time to think these things through. Why pay an attorney When sweet revenge comes free? Oh, what a little kudzu can do!
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October 21, 2009 04:41 AM EDT --
I wanted to share the email I got today from Organizing for America. For those of you who doubt that the public wants health care reform, you might consider this:
It's late; I know you've gotten . . .
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June 11, 2009 12:28 AM EDT --
It was love. Love, love, love, love, love ! It was purple passion seen through rose-colored glasses. It was hot lust for a stone cold hunk. It was love at first sight, at first bite, . . .
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August 07, 2009 10:04 AM EDT --
Camel Meal
Some wag planted vines at the zoo, (In the dark, so nobody knew). The camels were ecstatic, Their munching emphatic, Since zoo cud now tastes like kudzu!
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October 13, 2009 09:11 AM EDT --
I'm lazy and I don't drink beer.
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October 13, 2009 12:24 PM EDT --
Back in the dear, dark '60's I met a guy who, in the interest of expanding his mind, claimed to be walking through the woods eating every mushroom he found. When I found this little beauty this . . .
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